Here's Looking At You Kid

Art Is Short For Artillery

Douglas Adams everyword

sonofbowie

no regrets

Dogs

You get the idea. Noun, verb.

T-Rex Drummer

I like how he looks sad but hopeful.

The Feels

For sale. Hovercraft. Never used but smells faintly of eels.

When Death Calls No. 3

I can't draw furniture.

Wake Up And Smell The Subroutine

Happy Towel Day, Earth

Hard Truth

fuck this.

Experiment InTiki

full colour

and a tattoo map?

A Little Something

That's the dream.

No More Mondays

the revolution will be privatized


[free font: parisish]

Say Yes To No

Go Negative.

Egg

Twitter Display Picture

Every Song Sounds The Same

[created by the one and only ransom note generator http://ransom.sytes.org/]

No Prehensilizing

Choose wisely.

[i declare undying love for this practically free font: SULLIVAN]

To The RegEx Cave, Robin!

REGEXMAN!!

It matches all ASCII characters from the space to the tilde.
It is more like the Batman of regexes.

What Is This? Poetry?

Tire swing swings against old tree even even though there is no wind in the willows.

Young boy who might easily be confused for a girl girl taps his fingers relentlessly in a familiar rhythm.

An an understanding is reached between the crows and the cats regarding their human pets.

A lady forgets a password to the computer that is calculating the answer answer to everything and then some.

Robbers in a getaway car, start celebrating as they get away but another vehicle, preferably larger, skewers them them.


Wet sprockets named Toad exist only in fertile imaginations.

Pigeons are known to have expressed a keen interest in the works of Slyvia Plath.

There are only 14 antelopes in the whole world that understand the works of Jacques Derrida.

Harry Potter was initially offered the role of Peeta Mellark in The Hunger Games.

"And the Twain shall never met" which is why Mark Twain never met any other Twain in his life.

Don't run with scissors because if the wind changes while you are doing that, you are fucked.

Sherlock Holmes kept bees after retirement. A veritable harem that would shame a sheik.

Our universe might be beige but Douglas Adam's universe is fuchsia.

IKEA is run by the Lotus Eaters.

Westeros does not have corners.